After leaving with a bundle of papers and a shiny booklet, I
couldn’t help but scoff at the marketing materials for these tiny townhouses.
Here are a few choice quotes taken from the Minto Long
Branch Urban Towns booklet:
“In two of Toronto’s great sister cities on the great lakes, Chicago
and Detroit, almost all of the most exclusive and elite residential districts
hug the shoreline of their respective lakes.”
Pitching Long Branch as an elite and exclusive neighbourhood
based on trends in other cities is unconvincing. After all, Toronto is not
Detroit or Chicago.
Exclusive and elite residential districts in Toronto typically
do not hug the shoreline. This past August, Toronto
Life released their ranking of city neighbourhoods. Of the top five (Rosedale – Moore Park, Banbury – Don Mills, High Park – Swansea,
Mount Pleasant West, High Park North), only one happens to touch shoreline
(High Park – Swansea).
It should also be noted that the Minto development is on the north side of Lake Shore Boulevard West – with no view of the lake. These townhouses are approximately a kilometer away from water (see the map below).
In fact, this development is wedged between a Honda car dealership, a Beer Store, a Castrol Oil manufacturing and distribution plant and the Go Train tracks… although, according to Minto, this is actually a positive:
“The new and improved Long Branch station will clearly make the act of
embarking, or disembarking on such journeys, much more pleasurable indeed.”
Considering you’re looking at a 30 minute drive (if you’re lucky) or an hour long TTC commute (again, if you’re lucky) downtown from Long Branch, the Go Train is a favourable form of transportation. And, if you opt for the Go Train over driving, you’ll save yourself a $25,000 + HST parking space.
However, considering the fact that the train tracks will be
in your backyard, you may grow a love-hate relationship with the Go Train and
its frequent schedule. Lakeshore
West trains now run every half hour.
So let me ask you - how much do you value peace and quiet? Minto
believes a $10,000 price deduction for units closest to the train tracks is
fair – would you agree?
“Because cars access the underground garage from service roads on either end of the project, the new street is uninterrupted by driveways making it a very green avenue with wide boulevards and trees.”
Let’s talk about cars. And traffic. During rush hour, there
is congestion along Lake Shore Boulevard. That’s no surprise – it’s difficult
to find a place in the city that doesn’t have traffic during rush hour.
Currently cars and buses are backed up on Browns Line and
all the way down Lake Shore Boulevard, so you can only imagine how a complex
that is adding all these new townhouse dwellers will affect traffic in Long
Branch. All that exhaust of cars sitting in traffic - sounds very ‘green’,
doesn’t it? Unfortunately, the townhouse dwellers, living so close to Lake Shore Blvd W. will be those who suffer the worst.
Speaking of exhaust fumes...
“The large terraces function as outdoor living rooms, inviting you to
enjoy the pleasures of alfresco dining and entertaining under clear blue skies
or a canopy of twinkling stars.”
Again, considering the border of this property: Castrol oil
plant, the 24-hour 501 streetcars rumbling along Lake Shore Boulevard, the Beer
Store crowd, Go Train tracks… this is exactly where I’d love to relax on a
rooftop patio. But that’s just my opinion.
Perhaps you may believe that being so far from downtown
allows for the opportunity for stargazing. That’s just not the case. The light
pollution from the car dealership and streetlights that are currently in place
makes star gazing impossible. Now consider all the additional light from this
development and that canopy of twinkling stars fades into wishful thinking.
The computer generated outdoor living spaces look
wonderfully spacious in the glossy book – but in reality these terraces account
for a large portion of the square footage of each townhouse. The smallest unit
is 515 square feet (was sold for ~$212,000) – and I’d approximate that 20% of that square footage is the
terrace/balcony itself… which would be fine if we lived in a country without at
least six months of cold, wintery weather. A living space that is only livable
half the year is, in my opinion, wasted space.
But what about the unit interiors?
“The interiors are very open concept,” explains architect Muscovitch,
“with the living, dining and kitchen area being one open space.”
Have you ever come across a condo that couldn’t be described
with that exact phrase?
“Lake Ontario may be Long Branch’s most outstanding natural asset, but
the district’s abundant parkland, much of which abuts the water, comes a very
close second.”
“Marie Curtis is the perfect place to glory in nature’s bounty.”
Marie Curtis is about to become the new dumping zone for Mississauga fill thanks to the Lakeview Waterfront Connection Project. Say goodbye to the sandy beach that’s currently there – soon it will be filled with rocks and waste.
It is my sincere wish that those who do purchase a Minto townhouse lobby against this development, if not to preserve value in their investment then to help save the much loved beach at Marie Curtis.
“For those who love to nosh, tipple or savour a great latte, check out
the scene on Lake Shore with its great restaurants, cafes and bars.”
The booklet goes on to feature three dining establishments –
Woody’s Burgers, Empanda Company and Fair Grounds Cafe. It should be noted that
these three shops are the exception, not the rule – in fact, this
stretch of Lake Shore Boulevard was referred to as “gritty” by the Globe and
Mail.
“Small is beautiful, less is more. No place more so than in Long
Branch’s tiny perfect homes.”
Too bad these small townhouses don’t have small prices.
Check out the pricing for this development:
Overall, I was surprised how much of the marketing material
focused on upselling the neighbourhood. Look – I’m not trying to knock Long
Branch. It’s a great area – but is it the next up-and-coming trendy
place to be? In case you were wondering, Long Branch rated as
#99 on Toronto Life’s ranking.
So what do you think? Is Long Branch an up-and-coming neighbourhood? Would you purchase a Minto townhouse condo as an investment, or to live?
Let me know your thoughts below.
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